Friday 7 January 2022

REVIEW: NETFLIX How to become a tyrant



The new Netflix documentary strikes the perfect narative of black comedy & dramatic tone in this new documentary, but at the heart of it lies a real life guide to becoming a tyrant. So lets take a look at these scary tactics, dont try this at home:

  • A tyrant believes they can fix it all
  • Buy loyalty with bribes
  • Choose a scapegoat
  • Start a war
  • Believe in your self
  • Control the media
  • Have a purpose/destiny/mission
  • Outrage sells/ have a message
  • Their enemies are your enemies (intellectuals, deplorables, loose women, immigrants, liberals)
  • Have common grievences with the people
  • Be a man of the people ''I belong to the people''
  • Brand your movement with a logo, uniform to create loyalty
  • Build your squad
  • Choose when to strike to become ruler
  • Be the underdog
  • Consolidate power
  • Crush your rivals
  • Establish dominance
  • Be everywhere by using informants
  • Nationalise resources / oil, gold, gas
  • Control trade
  • Keep rivals scared and off balance
  • Everyone is expendable
  • Have the masses fear you
  • Conceal your brutality (be a peaceful country who dont violate human rights)
  • Weaponise the laws, weaken the institutions so you can control the government and the judicial system
  • Torture enemies
  • Control the truth
  • Rewrite history
  • Censor everything
  • Censor books
  • Have things subjects cant talk about
  • Seduce journalists, celebrities, writers & politicians who will help your cause
  • Destroy religion and replace it with your own new traditions
  • Corrupt science & ban it
  • Eliminate trust so people snitch on each other. Traitors & conspirators
  • Redefine truth
  • Be THE movement
  • Create a better world for your country
  • Be the law; limit rights that people enjoy (discos, booze, free speech, unions, strikes)
  • No elections, positions of power go to regime loyalists
  • Build your legacy, create monuments
  • Indoctrinate the youth
  • Write your own bible
  • Public executions
  • Put women in their place
  • Export your revolution as a global movement
  • Dont go soft and bring in freedom & open reforms, stick to your guns
  • Remain in immortal total power
  • Cult of personality, a God of wisdom & virtue
  • Become God like
  • Regular political purges, kill your rivals
  • Isolate your kingdom, Junche & self reliance
  • Dynastic rule, keep your family in power
  • Kidnap people who are valuable to your country
  • Assert your divinity & make a myth about your self
  • Keep the people starving so they cant rise up
  • A country at war needs to stick together & sacrifice
  • Go nuclear to protect your regime with scientists, uranium, facility, equipment, money & ICBM
  • Fund your regime with money laundering, drug smuggling, counterfit products