Tuesday 6 July 2021

PARANOID ALICE - ''We write the greatest songs and wear the best jeans.''

 


The rock band Paranoid Alice is preparing to go supernova with their huge songs celebrating stardom, black magic and tight jeans. The three-piece have declared that they have the best jeans in the music industry and that their music is so loud it creates an orgasm in the listeners pants.

''As soon as the Covid situation is over we'll go on the road and play everywhere, our last gig will be in Liverpool as a tribute to The Beatles who we have so much in common with.''

The band have their sights on Hollywood and also want to create the soundtrack for Avatar 2 stating that their music is the future of rock.
Stay tuned for their 1st gig of 2021 soon.